"Ladies don't..."

I just had to put this story in because it totally made me laugh-- Today on the way to daycare, I had Taylor and my 6 year old niece in the car. Taylor kept making himself burp. I had asked him several times to knock it off and each time he told me it was a "monsker" (this is 3 yr old for monster). After about 10 belches, I had enough and told him to stop now. At this point Taylor stated that it wasn't him, it was my 6 yr old niece. Apparently this offended my niece because her reply, in a very serious voice, was,
"Taylor! Ladies don't burp, they fart!"
Well that shut Taylor up pretty quick! I don't think he knew what to say to that! I was having a really hard time up front not laughing because I think my niece was pretty serious. Aren't kids great?!?