Taylorisms

I just adore my 4 year old and they many, many , many funny things he comes up with. So here are a few to make you smile....


Tay woke up around 9:30 the other night- this was Ryan's conversation with him-
Taylor (crying): There's a monster under my bed
Ryan: Hey buddy there isn't any room for a monster under your bed because there are drawers under there. He wouldn't fit
Taylor (still crying): But he's a really little monster!

After Ryan picked him up from preschool:
"Dad can we go to Cowafornia? I really want to pet a cow!"

After hearing that Ryan and I were going to Las Vegas for the weekend
"Why are you going to Lost Vegas? You'll get lost"

Random conversation in the car with me
Taylor: Mom is Jesus in the clouds?
Me: No buddy he's in heaven
Taylor: Where's heaven?
Me: In space somewhere.
Taylor: So when someone dies they can go to heaven and see him?
Me: Yes
Taylor: What if I just pretend to be dead? Then can I see him?

Taylor: Mom am I your favoritist today?
Me: You're always my favoritist.
Taylor: But do you love me mostest today?
Me: I love you mostest everyday.
Taylor: Nooo! The other day you loved Jessica the mostest- she told me so!


"When I grow up and I'm 10, I'm going to be superman!"